Did you know Jeb Bush eats nails when he wakes up? That’s what Jeburrito told a small crowd in Iowa today.
“I’m a grinder,” he said at one point. “I eat nails when I wake up,” he said at another. “I’m a really competitive guy,” he added for good measure. He urged the press to be the first to write his “comeback narrative.”
It has been a rough ten days for the Bush, with severe cutbacks in his campaign payroll, a poor debate performance and the rollout of a new slogan – “Jeb Can Fix It” – that some have snickered applies as much about his own campaign as it does America’s problems. On Friday, Bush parted ways with his campaign’s chief operating officer, Christine Ciccone, the top-ranked official in the campaign to lose her job. She had been earning $12,000 per month.
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We know Jeb Bush spits horseshit whenever he speaks. It’s good to know he eats nails everyday when he wakes up. Is his wife’s cooking that bad?
The entire Bush family, including both Georges just need to go away already. I used to have a little respect for GWB, but after his Ted Cruz outburst, I have none. The Bush family is no better than the Clinton Cartel.