With all this talk about nuclear war and Russia, the US government, at Ready.gov is advising people about what to do incase of a nuclear explosion. Their instructions recommends that everyone g to the basement (like Joe Biden), maintain social distance of at least six feet apart and to wear a COVID-19 mask.
This is a FEMA site.
Two days ago, the government updated its preparedness advisories to remind people that, in the event of a nuclear strike, they still need to social distance and wear a mask.
These are the absurd fucking people we’re supposed to trust to keep us safe. https://t.co/0OxximyuMp pic.twitter.com/6foytqLmQy
— Brad Polumbo 🇺🇸⚽️ 🏳️🌈 (@brad_polumbo) February 28, 2022
Our federal government has some helpful tips on what you should do in the event of nuclear war.
When you’re huddled in a shelter while mushroom clouds are erupting on the surface, please be sure to social distance.
Really, it says that.https://t.co/mQNRHFEaPe pic.twitter.com/p65PGnJZ2Y
— Tim Murtaugh (@TimMurtaugh) February 28, 2022
The @Readygov page on nuclear explosion preparedness wants to make sure that you wear a mask and practice social distancing. https://t.co/bVwC31cjqC pic.twitter.com/f8kay1GOp2
— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) February 28, 2022
Go to the basement or middle of the building. Stay away from the outer walls and roof. Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household. Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them.
STAY INSIDE
Stay inside for 24 hours unless local authorities provide other instructions. Continue to practice social distancing by wearing a mask and by keeping a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who not part of your household.
Yea umm, if there’s a nuclear explosion, I really wouldn’t give a shit about social distancing or masks. What a bunch of fucking morons. Honest to god.