Yea, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for the fake Latino and real pendejo Robert Francis O’Rourke, the joke that calls himself Beto. After his failed dentist live stream, now he’s trying to show he’s an everyday American by flipping burgers. Maybe he’s trying to land a job at an El Paso McDonalds if no liberal media stations come calling for a job. This is how far “Beto” has fallen. So close to beating Ted Cruz in Texas to this.
How in the hell did Ted Cruz not absolutely destroy this clown? Welcome to Beto Burgers, would you like fries with that?
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Welcome to the latest installment of “Beto O’Rourke: Real Person,” starring everyone’s favorite deep thinker, Robert Francis O’Rourke. You’ve enjoyed previous episodes, we’re sure, such as Beto Goes On the Road, Beto Goes To The Dentist, Beto Gets A Haircut, and Beto Changes A Tire.
It’s unlikely that O’Rourke will ever be forced to actually flipping burgers for a job; as AP noted in October 2018, “O’Rourke had a 2015 net worth of about $9 million, ranking 51st out of 435 House members, according to the non-partisan Center for Responsive Politics. That’s more than double the $3.8 million worth of his Republican opponent, Sen. Ted Cruz, who ranked 41st of 100 senators. O’Rourke and his family live in a hilltop, Hacienda-style, 4,700 square-foot home in El Paso, while Cruz, his wife and daughters have a well-appointed condo in an elegant corner of Houston.”
Additionally, O’Rourke’s father-in-law, Bill Sanders, is reputedly worth $500 million.
On the other hand, in April, speaking in Wisconsin, O’Rourke spoke of the Vanity Fair issue that featured him on the cover, asserting that he was “born to serve.” He said, “I saw the cover with that quote ‘born to run’ or ‘born to do this’ and I was like, man, I hope I didn’t say that. I think the context of that, which makes sense and is the way that I feel, is that I’m born to serve. I’m born to try to help bring people together.”
Perhaps the “born to serve” mantra is connected to flipping burgers?