Well damn, I guess I’m a Russia puppet too because I like hamburgers. Yes, in another CNN style level of journalism, the Washington Post is claiming Trump has close ties to Russia because Trump likes to eat hamburgers. I kid you not, if you like hamburgers, you are now a puppet or at least affiliated with Russia because hamburgers have a “hidden Russian connection” or something. I guess that means AOC has secret ties to Russia too because she was spotted eating a hamburger a few days after the Green New Deal said we needed to get rid of cows.
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From the Magazine: Even one of Trump’s favorite foods has a hidden Russia connection https://t.co/cDHpenCxvn
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 31, 2019
These are the actual words from the Washington Post story:
“Even one of Trump’s favorite foods has a hidden Russia connection,”
“It’s high summer — hamburger season,” Prichep wrote. “The char, the fat, the squishy perfection of processed bread sopping up the overflowing juices — doesn’t it somehow seem like Americans’ birthright? There’s a reason that President Trump chose to serve hamburgers — twice — as an all-American feast for some all-American championship college football players.”
“But peel back the oil-spattered pages of history, and you’ll find that the sandwich so closely aligned with the stars and stripes was once also embraced by the hammer and sickle. (Yep, like so much about this current administration, even Trump’s beloved hamburgers have surprising ties to Russia.)”