Old, senile communist Bernie Sanders forgot there was an actual shower door, while in the shower and banged his already goofy looking egghead on the shower door. He wound up needing seven stitches in the head because he couldn’t remember there was a shower door there. This is what’s leading the communist Democrat polling as of now. Derp derp.
| Old, senile communist Bernie Sanders hits head on shower door |
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The 2020 Democratic presidential candidate is currently stumping in South Carolina.
Sanders’s spokeswoman Arianna Jones told Politico that the 77-year-old senator took himself to a walk-in minute clinic Friday “out of precaution.”
“The senator has proceeded with all of his scheduled events — joining a group of approximately 20 local clergy for breakfast this morning — and looks forward to joining a roundtable with South Carolinians this afternoon to discuss how we can provide high quality affordable health care for all,” Jones said.