Yesterday on his lame “comedy” show, Jimmy Kimmel claimed of Ted Cruz “God really beat him up in a very vicious way.” Today, that guy who God beat up in a really vicious beat beat Kimmel’s ass in their “basketball game.” Not only did Kimmel lose to someone he claims “God beat up in a very vicious way”, but he lost to someone who was born in Canada. Of course, Canada isn’t exactly known for it’s basketball talent. That just shows you how much Kimmel sucks.
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Breaking: @TedCruz defeats @JimmyKimmel 11-9
— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) June 17, 2018
Ted Cruz defeats Jimmy Kimmel in game of one-on-one. https://t.co/zeZ5Exi3Ii pic.twitter.com/hrcN4WACv3
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) June 17, 2018
Suck it Kimmel.