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Comey book whines about Trump’s apple preference

Lordy! That James Comey clown is even more pathetic than originally known. Looks like James Comey is bitter that after he brought a red apple to Trump (like a child does to a teacher), Trump threw it out because he liked “Golden Delicious’ apples instead of red ones. Comey wrote this in his book (calling Trump a “brute.”

I visited the Oval Office on Inauguration Day, and set a shiny red apple on the Resolute Desk.

Comey book whines about Trump’s apple preference
Comey book whines about Trump's apple preference

Comey then goes on to say he prefers Fiji apples but “feared” Trump would bag on him because of TPP.

I prefer Fiji, but I feared an argument about the Trans-Pacific Partnership. I abhor xenophobia.

Apparently, if you favor a certain type of apple over another you are a xenophobe now. Trump tells Comey he only eats “Golden Delicious Apples” and tossed the red one to Steve Bannon who dumped in the waste basket.

This is what Comey the Clown’s book is about. Apple preferences, being an xenophobe if you like one apple better than the other and golden showers. Now you can see why Obama picked Comey the Clown in the first place to replace the witch-hunter Robert Mueller pretty damn pathetic.

I wonder if parts of this book were ghostwritten by Bill Kristol or Evan McMuffin.