Chief Wahoo to be removed from Cleveland Indians uniform – here’s the replacement

The Cleveland Indians have used Chief Wahoo as their logo on their uniforms since the 1940’s. Suddenly, because of the politically correct butt hurt left, the logo is too offensive. So the Indians bowed to left wing pressure and will no longer use the logo starting in 2019. They will still be named the Indians, they will still bang te “war drums” during games, but a cartoonish little logo is too offensive and racist or something.

Ok, so the cartoon logo is racist. Here is the replacement the Cleveland Indians should use instead of Chief Wahoo:

Chief Wahoo to be removed from Cleveland Indians uniform – here’s the replacement

Instead of Chief Wahoo, why not use Chief Spreading Bull Elizabeth Warren? She’s Indiana you know. Just look at those high cheekbones! Maybe she’ll even license some of her Indian receipts from Pow-Wow Chow to be sold at concession stands during the baseball season. What a perfect fit and match!