Following POTUS Trump’s first annual fake news award winners, Breitbart has also published their first list of fake news award winners, separated by category. John Nolte, who announced the fake news awards has a comprehensive list of fake news winners, by each category and actual documented proof of their fake news. CNN claimed the most “awards” on this list and Fake Tapper who some conservatives seem to love for whatever reason came off as the big “winner” on this list. And the winners are……
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News Anchor Who Ran Fastest to His Mommy Crying
— CNN’s Don Lemon
Dumbest News Anchor
— CNN’s Chris Cuomo
Most Pathetic News Outlet
— Politico
Actually tried to kill Trump’s Fake News Awards with a story about how they “could violate ethics rules.”
Biggest Lie of the Year
— ABC News
Claimed that former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn was going to testify that candidate Trump asked him to contact the Russians. The truth is that as president-elect, Trump asked Flynn to contact the Russians, which is totally appropriate. ABC News did not even bother to retract or correct this lie. They only had disgraced reporter Brian Ross issue a “clarification.”
Most Desperate News Anchor
— CNN’s April Ryan
Between PieGate and constantly screaming, “ARE YOU A RACIST!” at President Trump, CNN’s April Ryan is by far the most desperate to viralize her own hysterical trolling, even if it means proving that her IQ hovers below room temperature.
Reporter Who Kissed the Most Girls and Made Them Cry
— Glenn Thrush of the New York Times
Literally:
The young woman ordered an Uber — the receipt shows it was about 11 pm — and says she planned to call [her friend] Padró Ocasio back once inside the car. In the few minutes she waited, she said, Thrush walked back over to her and started to kiss her again. She began to cry. When Thrush saw, he abruptly walked off, waving his hand flippantly, and left her alone to wait for her ride, she said.
News Outlet That Lost the Most Influence in 2017 – Tie
— BuzzFeed News is now most famous for spreading fake news.
— Politico has not published a story that matters in forever.
— CNN, which no one believes anymore.
Anchors Who Lost So Much Influence in 2017 They Are Losing to Reruns of ‘Forensic Files’ on Headline News
— Ashleigh Banfield, S.E. Cupp, Carol Costello, Michaela Pereira
Top Fake News Newcomer
— Axios
And Axios is just getting started.
Winner of the Brian Williams Award for Biography Falsehoods
— Jake “Down with da’ Struggle” Tapper of CNN
Most Willing to Pull Fake News out of Her Ass
— Alisyn “Corroborated” Camerota of CNN
Most Willing to Pull Fake News out of His Ass
— Jim “Very Fake News” Acosta of CNN
News Outlet Most Willing to Pull Fake News out of Its Ass
— The New York Times – August 2017
Months after Trump had already made a climate report public, the New York Times accused him of suppressing it.
Network Anchor in Whose Head Trump Lives the Most Rent-Free and Turns the Stereo Up Really Loud While Dancing as if Nobody’s Looking
— Joe “The Constant Meltdown” Scarborough of NBC News
News Outlet Where You Are Most Likely to Be Sexually Abused
— NBC News
News Outlet Where You Are Most Likely to Be Sexually Abused in Dulcet Tones
— National Public Radio
Biggest and Most Widespread Lie in All of the Media
— The false claim that Obama did not spy on Trump.
Bullying Reporter with Short-Man Syndrome Most Eager to Abuse His Power to Destroy Your Life
— Andrew “King of the Doxxers” Kaczynski of CNN
News Anchor Most Likely to Call You a “Fag”
— Joy “Gay Basher” Reid of NBC News
This Year’s Dan Rather Award for “Fake but Accurate”
— Katy “Feels True” Tur of NBC News
This Year’s Stephen Glass Award for Just Making Sh*t Up
— Maggie “Trump Has SuperTwitterBlockingPowers” Haberman of the New York Times
This Year’s Hillary Clinton Award for Protecting Democrat Sex Abusers – Four-Way Tie
— Mika “Slut Shamer” Brzynski of NBC News
— Andrea “Discredited” Mitchell of NBC News
— Kasie “Not Actually Groping” Hunt of NBC News
— Cokie “We Knew” Roberts of NPR
He-Man Woman-Haters Enabler Award
— Jeff Zucker of CNN and NBC
Yep.
Yep.
This Year’s Roman Polanski Don’t Leave Him Alone with Your Child Award
— Chris “Look at the Penis” Cuomo of CNN
Most Eager to Promote Domestic Terrorism Award
— The Washington Post – August 2017
Charlottesville Showed Liberalism Can’t Defeat White Supremacy. Only Direct Action Can:
In April 1968, amid a flurry of other “rocks,” riots shook American cities following the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. It took that rolling unrest, not the promise of further economic growth, to spur President Lyndon Johnson and Congress to action. Within a week, they had passed the Fair Housing Act.
During the past century, liberalism, vexed by an ever-sharp, ever-cutting white supremacy, has needed these rocks. …
Segregationists have again assumed their pedestals in the Justice Department, the White House, and many other American temples. Paper alone will not drive them out. Start throwing rocks.
Worst Display of Anti-Christian Bigotry
— The Washington Post – January 2017
“Trump picks former Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue, who once led a prayer for rain, for agriculture secretary.”
Most Ignorant About Guns
— USA Today – November 2017:
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Biggest Liar About Guns— CNN’s Jim Acosta – December 2017
“CNN’s Jim Acosta Claims ‘1,552 Mass Shootings’ Since Sandy Hook”
Most Eager to See Trump Assassinated
— CNN – All Year Long…
Biggest Liar About Martin Luther King
— Zeke “Too Good to Check” Miller of Time
Biggest Credibility Collapse Due to Trump Derangement Syndrome, Whom Nobody Reads Anymore – Tie
— Josh “oops, Oops, OOPS!” Rogin of the Washington Post
— Chris “Lie–Lie–Lie” Cillizza of CNN
Highest Number of Qualifiers and Caveats in a Fake News Story
— CNN – March 2017 [emphasis added]
US Officials: Info Suggests Trump Associates May Have Coordinated with Russians
The FBI has information that indicates associates of President Donald Trump communicated with suspected Russian operatives to possibly coordinate the release of information damaging to Hillary Clinton’s campaign, U.S. officials told CNN.
More here.
Biggest Rape Denier
— Brian “Some Rapes Are Better Left Unreported” Stelter of CNN
Journalist Who Came Closest to Bombing a Jewish Community Center
— Juan Thompson
Most Shameless Liar About Obama’s Spying on Trump
— Brian “Bam Bam” Stelter of CNN.
Watch Brian celebrate a “transcript” from a wiretap taking down Mike Flynn.
Watch Brian report a “wiretap.”
Watch Brian blast the president for believing Brian’s reporting.
See the effects of year-long stress eating on Brian.
Most Willing to Lie to the Jimmys
— Jake Tapper of CNN
Tapper regularly goes in search of affirmation and celebrity on the late-night shows and tell lies about Trump.
Most Neurotic Snowflake
— Ana “Trump Ruined My Eclipse” Navarro of CNN
Most Insightful Peek into Their Hatred of Israel
— New York Times – April 2017
The Times would like to welcome convicted terrorist Marwan Barghouti as an op-ed writer…
Most Audacious Lie
— Jeff “CNN’s Credibility Has Never Been Higher” Zucker
Uhm, yeah, no.
Greatest Reddit Faceplant
— Chris “Everybody Hates Chris” Cillizza
Fact Checkers Who Lie the Most – Three-Way Tie
— The Washington Post
— Snopes
— PolitiFact
Most Guilty of Screaming, “Banana! Banana! Banana!”
— CNN – November 2017
“Trump Killed the Fish!”
The Walter Mitty Award for Always Making Himself the Hero
— #JakeSoWoke Tapper
Biggest Reducer of Carbon Dioxide into the Atmosphere
— Keith Olbermann – Retired
Most Racist Media News Outlet
— CNN
Anchor Who Gifted America with More Schadenfreude than Any Other
— Jorge “SadFace” Ramos of Univision
Most Overhyped (and Overpaid) Anchor Who Most Overhypes Anti-Trump Scoops
— Megyn “Show Us on the Doll How Trump Asked for Your Phone Number” Kelly of NBC News
Anchor Who Lost the Most Moral Authority
— Chuck “I see nothing! Nothing!” Todd of NBC News
Told the Biggest Lie About One of Frank Sinatra’s Children
— CNN – January 2017
If CNN will lie about the little things, imagine how much CNN lies about things that matter.
Ran the Fastest Away from Their Own Reporting Because Trump Believed It
— The Washington “Elephant? What Elephant?” Post – January 2017
Forced to Fire the Most People over Trump Hate and Lies While Still Managing to Employ the Most People Who Lie About and Hate Trump
— CNN
Out of Touch Award
— The Washington Post for thinking no one would care if we learned that their religion writer for more than two decades was a practicing occultist who believes she murdered people with curses.