OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Check out this latest “bombshell” from CNN. They are claiming that Donald Trump may drink as many as 12 Diet Cokes per day! WOW! What a bombshell! Impeachment preceding must begin immateriality! I mean it’s not like the previous occupant of the White House who smoked multiple packs of cigarettes per day and did drugs in the White House or anything.
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President Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Coke’s each day. What exactly does that do to his body? https://t.co/KT0BRbADtg https://t.co/iYRNRa45zo
— CNN (@CNN) December 11, 2017
| CNN Breaking news: Trump drinks 12 Diet Cokes each day!! |
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Forget the terrorist attack in New York today! We must monitor how many sodas Trump drinks a day! Good thing the stock market is already closed, this could have been another 350 point drop from this “bombshell” by CNN. James Earl Jones really needs to tell CNN to quit using his voice.