Poor Bill Kristol. National Review hack David French, rumored to be running for president to leech votes off Trump just announced on social media that he will not be running for president. Aww shucks.
After much thought and prayer: I’m Not Running for President https://t.co/lqWQtPL5Q5
— David French (@DavidAFrench) June 6, 2016
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The main reason why goober David French isn’t running is because he really can’t get on the ballot in too many states at this point. The few states he could still get on the ballot for wouldn’t have had any consequence. So this means Bill Kristol will have to find another lackey to try and leech votes off Trump and give the president to Hillary Clinton. Sorry Billy Boy.
Maybe Kristol can try and convince Jeb Bush to be his lackey to siphon votes off Trump. That’s the Bush creed anyway.
The good news for French is, he got his 15 minutes of fame and is now officially a part of the GOP-e. He will get invited to all the Manhattan/DC cocktail parties and maybe land a job at Fox News or something. Frenchy played his 15 minutes of fame well. I guess #NeverFrench hashtag will not go viral now.