Former Obama press secretary and NBC hack media hack Robert Gibbs has a new job. Gibbs has been hired by McDonalds in an effort for the company to become a ‘progressive burger company.’ As if McDonalds investors weren’t having enough problems already with falling stock prices of McDonalds, this may really send the stock plummet. A progressive burger company? What the hell does that mean? Are they going to ask customers if they want lies with their order instead of fries? Are they going to throw you out of McDonalds if you are a conservative?
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I”m glad I dumped by McDonalds stock. God only knows what a ‘progressive burger company’ will look like, especially with Robert Gibbs.
Saying it’s a move to “build a more modern, progressive burger company” sounds better than “we needed a guy to preempt criticism from certain ‘raise the wage’ and ‘paid leave’-promoting progressive presidential candidates before it happens.” Hillary, check your mailbox — there might be a little something for the Clinton Foundation in there.