OJ Simpson has brain cancer, or so he says. OJ now wants Obama to give him an early release from jail, just like he did Lynne Stewart. If the story is true, then karma is a real bitch isn’t it OJ? If the tumor doesn’t fit, you must acquit. Of course, I don’t buy the OJ Simpson having brain cancer story for a second. OJ is simply trying to use the Lynne Stewart excuse to get out of jail free. Will it work? You know how Obama caters to killers, especially if they are blacks or Muslims. We’ll see what happens I guess.
Charley Canucky on Twitter posted the perfect image of OJ:
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http://t.co/0ot53kS4sk OJ Simpson has cancer, and wants to die at home, like his victims #uspoli pic.twitter.com/5exSk99ZP8
— Jay (@CharleyCanucky) January 4, 2014
Huffington Poo (Via Weasel Zippers)
O.J. Simpson has reportedly asked President Obama to set him free so he can treat his life-threatening brain cancer outside prison.
In a story not published online but cited by various outlets including the Telegraph, the National Enquirer reports that Simpson is taking desperate measures to secure clemency after undergoing tests on a brain tumor.
The magazine quotes “a source close to” Simpson who said, “He put off the doctors for weeks after he first started experiencing the symptoms because he was afraid of what they would find.”
The 66-year-old has been in a Nevada prison since 2008, serving a 33-year sentence for assault, robbery and kidnapping.