Saturday Night Live hasn’t been able to sustain being actually funny since the late ’80s, early ’90s. Last night, Saturday Night Live opened the show as they attempted to mock Kathleen Sebelius and healthcare.gov failures. While there were some funny moment, the so called humor was mostly tepid.
Saturday Night Live pokes fun at Kathleen Sebelius & Healthcare.gov |
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This is about the extent to any mocking of Obama, his cabinet hacks, and his legacy policy of ObamaCARE you will ever get on these leftist comedy shows.
One rather odd line during this parody was suggesting using go to bittorrent and download pirated copies of ‘health care’ related movies like Patch Adams. I know this is supposed to be funny, but I’m willing to bet that over half of SNL’s viewers have no clue what bit torrent is. Entities like NBC hate bit torrent because of the piracy. Why would they even let people who don’t know about this discover this? Kind of dumb, but this is of course NBC.
“Hi, I’m Kathleen Sebelius, secretary of health under President Obama. Now, a lot of folks have been talking about our new health care enrollment website — how it’s been crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking,” McKinnon’s Sebelius said. “Well, tonight, I have a number of friendly tips to help you deal with those technical problems. For example, have you tried restarting your computer? Sometimes it helps to turn the computer off, and then turn it back on. We don’t know why, it just does. If our website still isn’t loading properly. We’re probably just overloaded with traffic. Millions of Americans are visiting HealthCare.gov, which is great news. Unfortunately, the site was only designed to handle six users at a time. So if you’re in a rush, consider using our low-res website with simpler fonts and graphics.”
“We also have links to a number of doctor-themed pornographic websites that should help you pass the time,” McKinnon’s Sebelius added. “Sites like Doctors Without Boundaries, Bang Ambulance, WebM Double-DDs and Blue Cross Blue Balls.